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One brief. Cracked.
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Every chatbot remembers you. None of them remembers your brand.
Brand explained ×0 today
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One brief. Cracked.
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Research you can open, not just trust. Tap one.
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The line your whole campaign stands on.
Ordering a beer takes one word. Not ordering one takes a paragraph.
Whoever is staying sharp for a race, a toddler or a 7am pitch explains themselves every round. Upright hands them back the one-word order.
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One idea that runs for years.
The Witness.
Upright makes the one staying sharp the witness the night can't do without.
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The line people repeat at dinner.
Drink to remember.
Who's Upright tonight?
Tomorrow's also a day.
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Thirty seconds people retell on Monday.
Minutes
At every party, one guest ends up keeping the minutes.

2am. A wedding, ties off. At table nine, a woman opens an Upright and a notebook.
GROOM: Did I say something to your dad?
WOMAN: 11:40. You called him big man. Twice.
A queue forms at table nine.
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6:00
3 weeks out
Bar shutters in five cities get one thing painted on them: 6:00. No logo, no date.
1 week out
The first 1,000 cans are numbered and sold in person only, one each, at 6am on launch day.
Launch, 6am
The shutters lift and the first toast of the day goes to whoever showed up. The queue is the ad.
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upright.example
Have the pint. Keep the 7am.
Game on Sunday, long run on Monday. You want both.
Stock the fridge for SundayDeck · 12 slides, from the doc
Upright’s radio break, thirty voices from one model alone. Write the script, pick the voice, it reads it aloud. Press play, the dial does the rest.
88.1
Charon FM · informative
Drag a tab into the King, or tap it. Watch what it turns into.
Every skill carries a list of lines it will never write. Five of them, and what it wrote instead.
Unleash your potential.
Not just a beer. An experience.
Innovation. Quality. Refreshment.
The taste you love.
Mocktail Magic, Reimagined ✨
Nutcracker is made at Border Zero, a branding and advertising agency. We hold it to the same bar as our client work.
Red Dot for Dodo Pizza · Pentawards ×3 · European Design Awards ×1
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